Thought this would be a good one to let you decide. The best caption entry will be featured on the blog, and I’ll send the winner a signed, original cartoon. Pop your idea into the comments section. Have lots of fun…
Sec: *Sigh*
Thay: OK – OK I’ve got one… I spy with my little optical stalk something beginning with “ARGHGHGH I’m on fire! ARGHGHGHG! The Pain ARGHGHGH!”
Sec: Uhm….. OH! …LOL! It’s Hitchiker isn’t it ?!”
Thay: It WAS! … LOL…
Both: LOL … EXTERMINATE… LOL … *sigh*
Sec: ooh!, ooh!, ooh! — School Bus!
Thay: Sweet!
Thay: You know Sec; we will be passing U.S. Air Force’s Vandenburg Air Base soon; and you know we don’t like the U.S. Air Force!
Sec: Come on Thay. What’s the worst thing they can do to us besides opening fire on us?
Thay: The worst thing they can do is fly a B52 over us and drop a nuclear bomb on us! About a year ago; Two Daleks drove down this exact road past the base and they flew a B29 over them and dropped an A-Bomb on them! See those black things up ahead? Those are the remains of those Daleks!
Sec: Then I think we should stick a flag on the roof saying: We come in Peace!” And maybe they won’t attack us!
Exterminating along in my dalekmobile
Dalek Sec beside me at the wheel
I shot some cybermen wanting to merge
my experiments are running wild
conquerin’ and exterminatin’ the universe
with a particular Doctor to chase…
Thank you for all your entries, I will reveal the winner at the end of the Daily Dalek project. Still plenty of time too enter so keep them coming :O) Oh no, end of the project, what will I do then….?
Good Luck everyone :O)
♫We’re EXTERMINATING summer holidays♫
We seem to be having a little problem with our chameleon circuit.
“…yeah it’s pretty pimped isn’t it? Just gotta be careful of speedbumps, sometimes it makes my balls fall off”
Too cute! Speed bumps and balls.
slug bug dalek
“Are we there yet? Are we EXTERMINATE there yet? Are we there yet?”
Keep them coming everyone . . . . . will give you mine soon :O)
OK this is mine:
Dalek Sec – You know what I like about these road trips . . . The long comfortable silence.
Dalek Thay – You know I’d forgotten he was asleep in the back.
Hope you like it keep them coming I do have a favourite so far.
:O)
“I knew these New Paradigm Daleks had a purpose, unlike you Dalek Sec!” – Dalek Thay
ARE WE LOST?
NO, USE THE GPS TO NAV.A.GATE!
There shall be no bugs splattered on this “Bug’s” windshield.
sec: ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?
thay: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!!
sec: ARE WE NEARL-
thay: well that took care of him! oh, and hear we are.
 sorry, here is my link (@BabyM00)
‘EXTERMINATING BUGS’
or ‘The anti-Love Bug’
?
Being a Dalek means ‘lane discipline’ happens to someone else.
Sec: *Sigh*
Thay: OK – OK I’ve got one… I spy with my little optical stalk something beginning with “ARGHGHGH I’m on fire! ARGHGHGHG! The Pain ARGHGHGH!”
Sec: Uhm….. OH! …LOL! It’s Hitchiker isn’t it ?!”
Thay: It WAS! … LOL…
Both: LOL … EXTERMINATE… LOL … *sigh*
Sec: ooh!, ooh!, ooh! — School Bus!
Thay: Sweet!
Das Auto. Das Exterminieren!*
* Vernichten!
Ich mag es sehr gut :O)
The evolutionary track the Daleks do not hate the Doctor for destroying!
Obey the rules of the road…
or BE EXTERMINATED!
Thay: You know Sec; we will be passing U.S. Air Force’s Vandenburg Air Base soon; and you know we don’t like the U.S. Air Force!
Sec: Come on Thay. What’s the worst thing they can do to us besides opening fire on us?
Thay: The worst thing they can do is fly a B52 over us and drop a nuclear bomb on us! About a year ago; Two Daleks drove down this exact road past the base and they flew a B29 over them and dropped an A-Bomb on them! See those black things up ahead? Those are the remains of those Daleks!
Sec: Then I think we should stick a flag on the roof saying: We come in Peace!” And maybe they won’t attack us!
Zeg: Got any 5′s?
Jast: (Angrily) Here you go!
Zeg: Royal Flush! I win!
Thay: See? I told you that those cards would keep them busy!
Sec: I never doubted you for a second Thay!
Randy: Now for a game of Gin!
Exterminating along in my dalekmobile
Dalek Sec beside me at the wheel
I shot some cybermen wanting to merge
my experiments are running wild
conquerin’ and exterminatin’ the universe
with a particular Doctor to chase…
Thank you for all your entries, I will reveal the winner at the end of the Daily Dalek project. Still plenty of time too enter so keep them coming :O) Oh no, end of the project, what will I do then….?
Quick! To the Dalek-mobile!
Dalek Herby, the Hate Bug.
Dalek Drive By!!!
Thay “And as soon as I EXTERMINATE the next human I want you to perform an emergency stop!”
SEC “Why does a Dalek need to do an emergency stop?”
Thay “In case the Doctor cuts you off in his T.A.R.D.I.S”.
THAY: I have to go to the bathroom….
SEC: Why didn’t you go when we stopped 10 minutes ago?
THAY: I didn’t have to go then…?
I had a good think but the simplest ideas are normally the best…
Dalek Thay to Sec…
“Are we nearly there yet???”
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail…of destruction.”
from Ralph Waldo Dalekson
chitty chitty BANG! BANG!
Top Gear Skaro:
starring (front, left to right)
Sec Hammond and James Thay
back seat:
Jeremy Caanson
featuring their ‘tame’ driver: The Jast.