Caption Competition

Thought this would be a good one to let you decide. The best caption entry will be featured on the blog, and I’ll send the winner a signed, original cartoon. Pop your idea into the comments section. Have lots of fun… I will announce my favorite caption at the end of the 365 cartoons.

83 thoughts on “Caption Competition

  1. Tone Post author

    OK this is mine:

    Dalek Sec – You know what I like about these road trips . . . The long comfortable silence.

    Dalek Thay – You know I’d forgotten he was asleep in the back.

    Hope you like it keep them coming I do have a favourite so far.
    :O)

  2. AIDzee!

    Sec: *Sigh*
    Thay: OK – OK I’ve got one… I spy with my little optical stalk something beginning with “ARGHGHGH I’m on fire! ARGHGHGHG! The Pain ARGHGHGH!”
    Sec: Uhm….. OH! …LOL! It’s Hitchiker isn’t it ?!”
    Thay: It WAS! … LOL…
    Both: LOL … EXTERMINATE… LOL … *sigh*
    Sec: ooh!, ooh!, ooh! — School Bus!
    Thay: Sweet!

  3. Matthew Kitchen

    Thay: You know Sec; we will be passing U.S. Air Force’s Vandenburg Air Base soon; and you know we don’t like the U.S. Air Force!

    Sec: Come on Thay. What’s the worst thing they can do to us besides opening fire on us?

    Thay: The worst thing they can do is fly a B52 over us and drop a nuclear bomb on us! About a year ago; Two Daleks drove down this exact road past the base and they flew a B29 over them and dropped an A-Bomb on them! See those black things up ahead? Those are the remains of those Daleks!

    Sec: Then I think we should stick a flag on the roof saying: We come in Peace!” And maybe they won’t attack us!

  4. Matthew Kitchen

    Zeg: Got any 5′s?

    Jast: (Angrily) Here you go!

    Zeg: Royal Flush! I win!

    Thay: See? I told you that those cards would keep them busy!

    Sec: I never doubted you for a second Thay!

    Randy: Now for a game of Gin!

  5. Mark Grosser

    Exterminating along in my dalekmobile
    Dalek Sec beside me at the wheel
    I shot some cybermen wanting to merge
    my experiments are running wild
    conquerin’ and exterminatin’ the universe
    with a particular Doctor to chase…

  6. Tone Post author

    Thank you for all your entries, I will reveal the winner at the end of the Daily Dalek project. Still plenty of time too enter so keep them coming :O) Oh no, end of the project, what will I do then….?

  7. marc

    Thay “And as soon as I EXTERMINATE the next human I want you to perform an emergency stop!”

    SEC “Why does a Dalek need to do an emergency stop?”

    Thay “In case the Doctor cuts you off in his T.A.R.D.I.S”.

  8. Cat Carter

    “Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail…of destruction.”
    from Ralph Waldo Dalekson

  9. Cat Carter

    Top Gear Skaro:

    starring (front, left to right)
    Sec Hammond and James Thay
    back seat:
    Jeremy Caanson

    featuring their ‘tame’ driver: The Jast.

  10. Jim Butera

    You don’t understand what happens, do you? They make ten thousand cars, they make them exactly the same way, and one or two of ‘em turn out to be something special. Then they exterminate the others.

  11. Sean Bassett

    “Oswin,you can drive my car. Oswin,you’re going to be a Dalek. Oswin,you can drive my car and maybe I’ll exterminate you. Exterminate,exterminate,yeah.”

  12. Opus

    Wish I’d seen this sooner… got 2:

    ::sigh:: why does the GPS keep repeating “RECALCULATE”? That’s so annoying…

    Volkswagen = Fahrvergnügen
    Dalekwagen = Farfromhuman

  13. User

    Sec: “Are we there yet?”
    Thay: “No, not yet. Just wait a few millennia.”
    Sec: “But we ought to arrive now! OBEY OBEY!”
    Thay: “I shall not obey. You ought to wait.”
    Sec: “I really don’t know why did I accept you request of travelling to back to Skaro with you in this Earthling transport. ”
    Thay: “Then use the emergency time shift, blimey!”
    Sec: “Okay. Jeez, fine. E MER GEN CY TIME SHIFT!”
    Sec: “Oh my Paradigm! I ended up in that stupid Torchwood Institute. Again.

    1. User

      So sorry. Dialogues got mixed up and had some typos. 
      Thay: “Are we there yet?”
      Sec: “No, not yet. Just wait for a few millennia.”
      Thay: “But we ought to arrive now! OBEY OBEY!”
      Sec: “I shall not obey. You ought to wait.”
      Thay:”I really don’t know why did I accept your request of travelling to back to Skaro with you in this Earthling mean of transport. ”
      Sec: “If you don’t like it, use the emergency time shift, blimey!
      Thay: “Jeez, fine. E MER GEN CY TIME SHIFT!”
      Sec: “Oh my Paradigm! I ended up in that stupid Torchwood Institute. Again”

  14. Lara

    Sec: Will you turn off that noise?
    Thay: # We will ex-ter-min-ate!!! Bullet-proof, nothin to lose!#
    Sec: Look! I can see an oncoming storm!
    Thay gulps.

  15. NeekaNiques

    Just make sure you don’t get us exterminated around Gambon’s corner! I want to make through “Stars in Reasonably Priced Cars” alive!

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