Thought this would be a good one to let you decide. The best caption entry will be featured on the blog, and I’ll send the winner a signed, original cartoon. Pop your idea into the comments section. Have lots of fun… I will announce my favorite caption at the end of the 365 cartoons.
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Good Luck everyone :O)
♫We’re EXTERMINATING summer holidays♫
We seem to be having a little problem with our chameleon circuit.
“…yeah it’s pretty pimped isn’t it? Just gotta be careful of speedbumps, sometimes it makes my balls fall off”
Too cute! Speed bumps and balls.
slug bug dalek
“Are we there yet? Are we EXTERMINATE there yet? Are we there yet?”
Keep them coming everyone . . . . . will give you mine soon :O)
OK this is mine:
Dalek Sec – You know what I like about these road trips . . . The long comfortable silence.
Dalek Thay – You know I’d forgotten he was asleep in the back.
Hope you like it keep them coming I do have a favourite so far.
:O)
“I knew these New Paradigm Daleks had a purpose, unlike you Dalek Sec!” – Dalek Thay
ARE WE LOST?
NO, USE THE GPS TO NAV.A.GATE!
There shall be no bugs splattered on this “Bug’s” windshield.
sec: ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?
thay: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!!
sec: ARE WE NEARL-
thay: well that took care of him! oh, and hear we are.
 sorry, here is my link (@BabyM00)
‘EXTERMINATING BUGS’
or ‘The anti-Love Bug’
?
Being a Dalek means ‘lane discipline’ happens to someone else.
Sec: *Sigh*
Thay: OK – OK I’ve got one… I spy with my little optical stalk something beginning with “ARGHGHGH I’m on fire! ARGHGHGHG! The Pain ARGHGHGH!”
Sec: Uhm….. OH! …LOL! It’s Hitchiker isn’t it ?!”
Thay: It WAS! … LOL…
Both: LOL … EXTERMINATE… LOL … *sigh*
Sec: ooh!, ooh!, ooh! — School Bus!
Thay: Sweet!
Das Auto. Das Exterminieren!*
* Vernichten!
Ich mag es sehr gut :O)
The evolutionary track the Daleks do not hate the Doctor for destroying!
Obey the rules of the road…
or BE EXTERMINATED!
Thay: You know Sec; we will be passing U.S. Air Force’s Vandenburg Air Base soon; and you know we don’t like the U.S. Air Force!
Sec: Come on Thay. What’s the worst thing they can do to us besides opening fire on us?
Thay: The worst thing they can do is fly a B52 over us and drop a nuclear bomb on us! About a year ago; Two Daleks drove down this exact road past the base and they flew a B29 over them and dropped an A-Bomb on them! See those black things up ahead? Those are the remains of those Daleks!
Sec: Then I think we should stick a flag on the roof saying: We come in Peace!” And maybe they won’t attack us!
Zeg: Got any 5′s?
Jast: (Angrily) Here you go!
Zeg: Royal Flush! I win!
Thay: See? I told you that those cards would keep them busy!
Sec: I never doubted you for a second Thay!
Randy: Now for a game of Gin!
Exterminating along in my dalekmobile
Dalek Sec beside me at the wheel
I shot some cybermen wanting to merge
my experiments are running wild
conquerin’ and exterminatin’ the universe
with a particular Doctor to chase…
Thank you for all your entries, I will reveal the winner at the end of the Daily Dalek project. Still plenty of time too enter so keep them coming :O) Oh no, end of the project, what will I do then….?
Quick! To the Dalek-mobile!
Dalek Herby, the Hate Bug.
Dalek Drive By!!!
Thay “And as soon as I EXTERMINATE the next human I want you to perform an emergency stop!”
SEC “Why does a Dalek need to do an emergency stop?”
Thay “In case the Doctor cuts you off in his T.A.R.D.I.S”.
THAY: I have to go to the bathroom….
SEC: Why didn’t you go when we stopped 10 minutes ago?
THAY: I didn’t have to go then…?
I had a good think but the simplest ideas are normally the best…
Dalek Thay to Sec…
“Are we nearly there yet???”
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail…of destruction.”
from Ralph Waldo Dalekson
chitty chitty BANG! BANG!
Top Gear Skaro:
starring (front, left to right)
Sec Hammond and James Thay
back seat:
Jeremy Caanson
featuring their ‘tame’ driver: The Jast.
Sec: wait til the Doctor sees this!
Thay: He sees us rollin’…he hatin’!
Doctor Who? More like Star Wars, with “Obey 1 Canopy”
After exterminating millions on a cross country road trip, Dalek Sec and Dalek Thay thought they’d take a new approach.
Obey1 could not quite get the hang of overtaking. EXTERMINATE.
Trans’portive Assault Ranging Deleterious Iconoclastic System (TARDIS)
“Road Rage-Redefined”
The Jast and the Furious
You don’t understand what happens, do you? They make ten thousand cars, they make them exactly the same way, and one or two of ‘em turn out to be something special. Then they exterminate the others.
Herbie gets EXTERMINATED
Priceline-EX-TERM-I-NATOR
PUNCH BUGGY DALEK.
Herbie goes to Skaro
Sec: Thelma and Louise got nothing on us!
“Oswin,you can drive my car. Oswin,you’re going to be a Dalek. Oswin,you can drive my car and maybe I’ll exterminate you. Exterminate,exterminate,yeah.”
The 2013 VolksDalek: the perfect way to exterminate cabin fever.
“Is this the way to Amarillo? Elucidate! Elucidate!”
Wish I’d seen this sooner… got 2:
::sigh:: why does the GPS keep repeating “RECALCULATE”? That’s so annoying…
Volkswagen = Fahrvergnügen
Dalekwagen = Farfromhuman
If you’re not careful we’re going to get stuck behind that tractor! AC-CEL-E-RATE!
German-ate!!
We can’t stop here, this is Thaal country.
Herbie Goes Ballistic
Exterminate the traffic
before things get graphic
SEC: SO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE REACH 88MPH AGAIN?
I see you drivin round town with the dalek I love, and I’m like “EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE”
Clara remembers she used to be a dalek and wishes to fit in again.
“Toot, toot, chugga, chugga, big red car! We’ll travel near and we’ll travel far! We’re gonna EXTERMINATE all day long!”
Next on Top Gear: Part Volkswagen, part alien, but how does it perform on our test track? Stay tuned!
Johnny’s love of Doctor Who and problems with Road Rage finally collided.
THAY: Don’t be ridiculous.
SEC: But, I AM the Stig!
Five, six, seven, eight,
Daleks scream ACCELERATE!
YOU WILL STOP THE VEHICLE… I MUST UR-IN-ATE!
YOU WILL STOP THE VEHICLE! I MUST UR-IN-ATE!
SEC and THAY in unison:
“Don’t break my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don’t think he’d understand…..”
The latest in anti-theft protection.
DALEK SEE DALEK EXTERMINATE!!
The new FAST AND FURIOUS!
It’s a shame they ended up inside me and not inside the ground. But they will come in useful or you must EXTERMINATE.
Wish you were here, exterminating!
Sec: “Are we there yet?”
Thay: “No, not yet. Just wait a few millennia.”
Sec: “But we ought to arrive now! OBEY OBEY!”
Thay: “I shall not obey. You ought to wait.”
Sec: “I really don’t know why did I accept you request of travelling to back to Skaro with you in this Earthling transport. ”
Thay: “Then use the emergency time shift, blimey!”
Sec: “Okay. Jeez, fine. E MER GEN CY TIME SHIFT!”
Sec: “Oh my Paradigm! I ended up in that stupid Torchwood Institute. Again.
So sorry. Dialogues got mixed up and had some typos.
Thay: “Are we there yet?”
Sec: “No, not yet. Just wait for a few millennia.”
Thay: “But we ought to arrive now! OBEY OBEY!”
Sec: “I shall not obey. You ought to wait.”
Thay:”I really don’t know why did I accept your request of travelling to back to Skaro with you in this Earthling mean of transport. ”
Sec: “If you don’t like it, use the emergency time shift, blimey!
Thay: “Jeez, fine. E MER GEN CY TIME SHIFT!”
Sec: “Oh my Paradigm! I ended up in that stupid Torchwood Institute. Again”
Oh look, is that bessie? EXTERMINATE
Why would the car in front throw out all the Maltesers?
Sec: Will you turn off that noise?
Thay: # We will ex-ter-min-ate!!! Bullet-proof, nothin to lose!#
Sec: Look! I can see an oncoming storm!
Thay gulps.